Alec Voorhies

Husband, Author, Zombie-hunter

stfuconservatives:

asuddendeathbyhotknives:

stfuconservatives:

a-tall-nerdy-gamer-guy:

stfuconservatives:

thehiddentriforce:

stfuconservatives:

fliptableslightfires:

stfuconservatives:

Where Your 2011 Tax Dollars Went

I know I’m Canadian, but I can’t help notice that none of that is going towards the arts..

Psshh who needs culture when you can have tanks. Millions of em, and I am talking nice tanks. And you would not believe how refreshing the air-conditioning in the officers quarters outside of Kabul is.
No… no, I think we got our priorities pretty well figured out down here.
-Joe

Pretty sure we don’t have millions of tanks…
yet

You’re right, we’re going to need more. I think we need to skim a little more off Medicare and Education. Why? Because tanks.
C’mon they’re like hummers with guns on them!
-Joe

Art’s, Medicare, and Education are really going to come in handy with north korea and iran do what they’ve been tempted to do for the past 20 years. *cough*Then maybe you won’t complain so much that most of your parents taxes goes to the military. I’d rather have a bunch of dumb people in tanks rather than a bunch of smart people with pistols.


I think we’ll be fine… or at least as fine as one could hypothetically be after spending MORE THAN EVERY COUNTRY ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH COMBINED ON GLORIOUS FUCKING TANKS!
-Joe

Defense spending has cultivated our modern era; from advances in airplanes, radar, sonar, GPS, to computers. All of these things were born out of R&D done in the Defense sector. One reason why we spend so much more than everyone else is, we put the most into research.

That’s right kids, and remember everything you love about modern times was first intended to help kill people. Because science can’t help with that sort of thing, especially not with their current budget. IF ONLY THERE WAS A BETTER WAY!!!!
-Joe

stfuconservatives:

asuddendeathbyhotknives:

stfuconservatives:

a-tall-nerdy-gamer-guy:

stfuconservatives:

thehiddentriforce:

stfuconservatives:

fliptableslightfires:

stfuconservatives:

Where Your 2011 Tax Dollars Went

I know I’m Canadian, but I can’t help notice that none of that is going towards the arts..

Psshh who needs culture when you can have tanks. Millions of em, and I am talking nice tanks. And you would not believe how refreshing the air-conditioning in the officers quarters outside of Kabul is.

No… no, I think we got our priorities pretty well figured out down here.

-Joe

Pretty sure we don’t have millions of tanks…

yet

You’re right, we’re going to need more. I think we need to skim a little more off Medicare and Education. Why? Because tanks.

C’mon they’re like hummers with guns on them!

-Joe

Art’s, Medicare, and Education are really going to come in handy with north korea and iran do what they’ve been tempted to do for the past 20 years.

*cough*

Then maybe you won’t complain so much that most of your parents taxes goes to the military.

I’d rather have a bunch of dumb people in tanks rather than a bunch of smart people with pistols.

I think we’ll be fine… or at least as fine as one could hypothetically be after spending MORE THAN EVERY COUNTRY ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH COMBINED ON GLORIOUS FUCKING TANKS!

-Joe

Defense spending has cultivated our modern era; from advances in airplanes, radar, sonar, GPS, to computers. All of these things were born out of R&D done in the Defense sector. One reason why we spend so much more than everyone else is, we put the most into research.

That’s right kids, and remember everything you love about modern times was first intended to help kill people. Because science can’t help with that sort of thing, especially not with their current budget. IF ONLY THERE WAS A BETTER WAY!!!!

-Joe

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1 year ago

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