Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss/Spouse: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
The reason I don't care about Whitney Houston's...
katietheshrimp: (Since the beginning of the month there have been six deaths of United States soldiers in Afghanistan … but no one hears about that.)
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about God.
Government: Take them to church.
musicalsharpie: Mmm gonna take a nap.
Rick Santorum, on the other hand, wants... →
stfuconservatives: Rick Santorum is against prenatal testing, even though it saves lives. Read this moving testimony from a man whose wife and daughter were saved because of prenatal testing. (thanks to Rebel Dragon for submitting it!) -Jess