Alec Voorhies

Husband, Author, Zombie-hunter

relahvant:

spmib:

stop-hodoring:

Top Gear in India 

How can you not like top gear?

I watched this the other week and was in literal tears

this show literally makes my life

(Source: jimmy-page-is-my-love, via stability)

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

(via powered-by-diesel)

beautifulblacksheep:

williams-sonoma:

Skip the drive-through and get lucky.

DIY: Lucky Mint Milkshake

I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset

(via mrsmcnelley)

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via fatchola)

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

(Source: moraniarty, via thats-mellarkable)

brokentripod:

officerofmonkeyproblems:

slow clap

(Source: truthfacts.com, via mrsmcnelley)

edwardspoonhands:

bonny-notion:

the-milk-eyed-mender:

peanutbutta:

Meet the real life mermaid who swims with jellyfish and can hold her breath under water for up to five minutes

Linden Wolbert travels the world as a full time professional mermaid and uses her custom-made 6ft tail to propel her through the water.

The 32-year-old freediver and model can swim to depths of 115ft and uses her skills to promote ocean conservation and education.

WHAT

how do u go about being a “professional” mermaid

who pays you?

who cares
PROFESSIONAL MERMAID

There’s a bar in Great Falls, Montana that has a water tank behind the bar where women in mermaid tails and shell bikinis swim around and I assume they pay them. So…if you want that job…it does exist.

(via pot-blooded)

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(via pot-blooded)

gabalotmom:

This was so cool. 

gabalotmom:

This was so cool. 

(Source: jtotheizzoe, via iamthezombie)

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

(via thunderclouds-lightningbolts)

houseofcards:

[Source: Useless on We Heart It.]

houseofcards:

[Source: Useless on We Heart It.]

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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(via senjukannon)